Mother Watermelon

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my name's izzy i'm 14 and very bored

childrenmilk:

une-allegresse:

Body comparative

this is so beautiful

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rejennerate:

My favorite thing about feminism is that you literally only have to say the word and BOOM done, men will literally prove your point FOR you

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badnatured:

no wonder they’re called oral presentations they suck dick

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cryok:

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS CUTE ASS COMIC

cryok:

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS CUTE ASS COMIC

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A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

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untexting:

some people’s selfie game is so strong that makes me feel uncomfortable

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tarcaryen:

destroy this new idea that a woman can’t be strong if she cries over a man she’s lost. destroy the idea that you have to be cold and emotionally detached in order to be a strong woman

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empauror:

tumblr during autumn, more like

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ieroscum:

when ur headphone is slowly slipping out of your ea r and you just think no„ my love…, r eturn

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wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

jasminedarling:

He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.

HE WASN’T GOAT ENOUGH FOR HERD

wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

jasminedarling:

He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.

HE WASN’T GOAT ENOUGH FOR HERD

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