Mother Watermelon

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my name's izzy i'm 14 and very bored

glowcloud:

"omg girls look so much worse w/ makeup on!!!!!" - boys who look like shit all the time

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penelopgarcia:

if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire

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spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

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nialwhore:

we all have an imaginary relationship with our favorite celebrity don’t even lie and say you don’t

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dragon-in-a-fez:

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

you just put every marriage counsellor out of business

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Elsa/Mulan parallels

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deadbrunette:

ending the school year like

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specialkredberries:

who the fuck named toxic shock syndrome am i right i mean tampons are scary enough when you are 13 seriously you couldnt name it something clinical you had to name it DEATH POISON DISEASE

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ayebastille:

have you ever met someone who’s smile looks like it could make flowers grow

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urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

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dashiecrash:

One of the best transitions I’ve ever seen in a movie.

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puzzols:

introducing people to your online friends

image

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danica-joshifer:

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skittleoakley:

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

When he says “really” ;’)

Never leave this un-reblogged

my heart is not okay.. I’m about to cry

I cried already.

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