Mother Watermelon

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my name's izzy i'm 14 and very bored

mysharona1987:

Some more funny book dedications.

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millika:

Who’s Alex?
Billboard demonstrating gender stereotypes as most people automatically assume that Alex is the boy.

millika:

Who’s Alex?

Billboard demonstrating gender stereotypes as most people automatically assume that Alex is the boy.

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firaxa:

captainlasky:

I’m not one for Halloween decorations, but my mom did the best ones this year.

peaceful times before the skeleton war

firaxa:

captainlasky:

I’m not one for Halloween decorations, but my mom did the best ones this year.

peaceful times before the skeleton war

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haveitjoeway:

Halloween: the true season of love.

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sleepingcas:

shout out to everyone who lives in a country where nobody gives a shit about halloween

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lsdzeppelin:

i was taking pictures of the new puppy

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when i look out the window to see the older dog just

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bingedrunk:

when straight people talk to gays

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shy-crackers:

rage—prince:

demon—eyes:

marvels-spooky-angel:

demon—eyes:

OKAY GUYS SO I JUST WENT OUT TO BUY GLUE FOR A MEDIA PROJECT I HAVE TO DO AND I SAW THE MOST ADORABLE FUCKING HALLOWEEN SHIRT EVER image

AND THEN I FOLLOWED THE INSTRUCTIONS 

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STOP REBLOGGING THIS 
THIS IS NOT HOW I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED

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brigwife:

mcdontgiveafuck:

when will teenage girls stop shaming each other and discover that their real enemy is teenage boys 

when they are all gathered into the gym and lectured by tina fey

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aerloxlehkka:

verhungernde:

fun fact: you don’t cure depression by telling me i have nothing to be sad about

another fun fact: you dont cure anxiety by just getting up and doing whatever it is that makes you anxious

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my favorite line of all time

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