Mother Watermelon

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my name's izzy i'm 14 and very bored

vunes:

I wish I was a flower they are pretty and don’t do anything

(via pizza)

— 1 week ago with 151289 notes
"I began to realize how important it was to be an enthusiast in life. If you are interested in something, no matter what it is, go at it full speed ahead. Embrace it with both arms, hug it, love it and above all become passionate about it. Lukewarm is no good."
Roald Dahl   (via fuckinq)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege, via ohmyzen)

— 1 week ago with 59487 notes

officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

(via unsuccessfulblogger)

— 1 week ago with 228856 notes

flymyass:

flymyass:

flymyass:

flymyass:

whats cOler than coldy freeze

really cold!!!

OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY

i was fucking stoned as shit and feeling awful and barely remember even making this text post why in the hell does it have 9,000+ notes

(Source: twiabpaianlatfwnogf, via nyehs)

— 1 week ago with 127377 notes

terufrying:

"gays will push their sexuality onto their children"

funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.

(Source: terufrying, via comealongklaine)

— 1 week ago with 102157 notes

queerjolras:

queerly beloved, we are gathered here to gay

(Source: queerjolras, via delphinecormier013)

— 1 week ago with 66088 notes

radtracks:

build me up buttercup // the foundations

why do you build me up, buttercupbaby
just to let me down and mess me around?
and then worst of all, you never call, baby
when you say you will, but i love you still
i need you more than anyone, darlin’
you know that i have from the start
so build me up, buttercup, don’t break my heart

(via bitchywitches)

— 1 week ago with 5947 notes
#music 
sliperior:

donnysoldier:

andangelstofly:

oomshi:

(x)

But the titanic sank?



if only the titanic did that

sliperior:

donnysoldier:

andangelstofly:

oomshi:

(x)

But the titanic sank?

image

if only the titanic did that

(via bitchywitches)

— 1 week ago with 238954 notes

bookshop:

This is my new favorite thing in the history of life

(Source: yay--stefon, via bitchywitches)

— 1 week ago with 67343 notes

mcwrap:

protect elderly substitute teachers at all costs

(via hazfuckedlou)

— 1 week ago with 40509 notes