Mother Watermelon

Ask me anything   Submit   Fanfiction   

my name's izzy i'm 14 and very bored

knifeson:

Inspired by lyrics 505 

first time to draw some comic like that. ahhh…. a bit weird :p

(via lastalexturner)

— 3 weeks ago with 4079 notes

rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

(via hail-holmes)

— 3 weeks ago with 152819 notes
healthybdsm:

lorrainelola:

My friend wrote this article on Reddit and it is now going viral everywhere. She really did nail it. Reblog the shit out of this and spread it like wildfire!

yoooooooooooooooooo
-Maria

healthybdsm:

lorrainelola:

My friend wrote this article on Reddit and it is now going viral everywhere. She really did nail it. Reblog the shit out of this and spread it like wildfire!

yoooooooooooooooooo

-Maria

(via boybandofhunters)

— 3 weeks ago with 87925 notes
"We were discussing homosexuality because of an allusion to it in the book we were reading, and several boys made comments such as, “That’s disgusting.” We got into the debate and eventually a boy admitted that he was terrified/disgusted when he was once sharing a taxi and the other male passenger made a pass at him. The lightbulb went off. “Oh,” I said. “I get it. See, you are afraid, because for the first time in your life you have found yourself a victim of unwanted sexual advances by someone who has the physical ability to use force against you.” The boy nodded and shuddered visibly.“But,” I continued. “As a woman, you learn to live with that from the time you are fourteen, and it never stops. We live with that fear every day of our lives. Every man walking through the parking garage the same time you are is either just a harmless stranger or a potential rapist. Every time.” The girls in the room nodded, agreeing. The boys seemed genuinely shocked. “So think about that the next time you hit on a girl. Maybe, like you in the taxi, she doesn’t actually want you to.”"

Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat you like you treat women. Andrew Sullivan.

(via babanees)

If you read NOTHING ELSE today, read this.

(via cincosechzehn)

Wow. So true.

(via thephotogfeminist)

(Source: andrewsullivan.thedailybeast.com, via boybandofhunters)

— 3 weeks ago with 270444 notes

dajo42:

laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead

(via goshfrickingdarnit)

— 3 weeks ago with 282906 notes

toxicwinner:

if there were only girls everywhere everything would be so easy and pleasant. I could walk my dog at 3am and probably get a juice cos juice bars would be open cos all girls would take their dogs on night walks it would be like a normal thing

(via memegirl99)

— 3 weeks ago with 48621 notes

spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

I’m writing this text post while on a roller coaster

image

Blog game strong

(via gloomyteens)

— 3 weeks ago with 155944 notes
Cashier:*dies at register*
Customer:are you open
— 3 weeks ago with 43435 notes

rabioheab:

it’s time for leo dicaprio to give up on his acting career and open a coffee shop called Leonardo DiCappuccino 

(via storyhook723)

— 3 weeks ago with 247790 notes
【予約販売】○K.Lネット限定 靴下と白クマ巾着セット

(Source: 7ae, via babyhongbin)

— 3 weeks ago with 12884 notes
"

In the 1930s, men’s nipples were just as provocative, shameful and taboo as women’s are now, and men were protesting in much the same way. In 1930, four men went topless to Coney Island and were arrested. In 1935, a flash mob of topless men descended upon Atlantic City, 42 of whom were arrested. Men fought and they were heard, changing not only laws but social consciousness. And by 1936, men’s bare chests were accepted as the norm.

So why is it that 80 years later women can’t seem to achieve the same for their chests? Why can’t a mother proudly breastfeed her child in public without feeling sexualized? why is a 17-year-old girl being asked to leave her own prom because a group of fathers find her too provocative?

[…] I am not trying to argue for mandatory toplessness, or even bralessness. What I am arguing for is a woman’s right to choose how she represents her body — and to make that choice based on personal desire and not a fear of how people will react to her or how society will judge her. No woman should be made to feel ashamed of her body.

"
Scout Willis, in XOJane, on Instagram’s nudity policy and why she recently strolled the NYC streets topless. Solid essay all around. I found this piece particularly interesting because I’d never heard about the men’s nipples thing. (via batmansymbol)

(via hazfuckedlou)

— 3 weeks ago with 53865 notes
reverseracist:

omg this is the biggest piece of ironic garbage and IM HERE FOR IT!!!!!!

reverseracist:

omg this is the biggest piece of ironic garbage and IM HERE FOR IT!!!!!!

(Source: condom, via pizzaphd)

— 3 weeks ago with 35299 notes

floozys:

"hairless cats are disgusting!"

"hairy women are disgusting!" 

image

(via pizzaphd)

— 3 weeks ago with 307543 notes